The thrilling conclusion is here for all the non-readers of my unadvertised LJ.

Rating: R

Warnings:  Torture, Explicit Sexual Content, Violence, Evil Villain Cliche Parodies

Genre: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance

Chapters 6-8 of t3h storyzorz.

Rating: R

Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Torture

Characters: Alastor Moody, Mundungus Fletcher, Original Character

Chapters 3-5

Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Disturbing Images (besides Moody gettin' it on)

Rating: R

Disclaimer:  Harry Potter and its characters and settings do not belong to me. That said, any plagerizers will be rounded up and shot.

During HBP, the wandmaker Ollivander is taken prisoner...by Voldemort? Or are there other forces at play? His estranged daughter returns to England for answers, aided by the paranoid ex-Auror, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody.

Genres: General, Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Romance

Rating: PG-13 at first, eventually has explicit sexual content, violence, torture

Disclaimer: What you recognize DOES NOT belong to me. (Incidentally, what you don't does.) Don't sue me, JK Rowling!